Title: ~ English Anki Flashcards Collection (subs2srs) / TV Series / How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)

Expression: Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story ; the story of how I met your mother.
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Expression: Are we being punished for something ?
No.
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Expression: Yeah, is this gonna take a while ?
Yes. 25 years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life.
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Expression: It was way back in 2005.
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Expression: I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college.
My life was good.
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Expression: And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up.
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Expression: Will you marry me ?
Yes. Perfect !
And then you're engaged.
You pop the champagne.
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Expression: You drink a toast.
You have sex on the kitchen floor.
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Expression: Don't have sex on our kitchen floor.
Got it.
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Expression: Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
Dude, are you kidding ?
It's you and Lilly.
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Expression: I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lilly : night you met, your first date, other first things.
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Expression: Yeah, sorry.
We thought you were asleep.
It's physics, Marshall.
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Expression: If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.
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Expression: My God.
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Expression: You're getting engaged tonight.
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Expression: Yeah. What are you doin' tonight ?
What was I doing ?
Here Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life.
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Expression: And me ?
I'm calling up your Uncle Barney.
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Expression: Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls ?
Well, now I've got a new favorite... Lebanese girls.
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Expression: Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.
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Expression: Hey, you want to do somethin' tonight ?
Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up !
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Expression: Where's your suit ?
Just once, when I say suit up, I wish you'd put on a suit.
I did that one time.
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Expression: It was a blazer !
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Expression: You know, ever since college it's been, Marshall and Lilly and me.
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Expression: Now, it's gonna be Marshall and Lilly... and me.
They'll get married, start a family.
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Expression: Before long, I'm that weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call Uncle Ted.
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Expression: I see what this is about.
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Expression: Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met ?
Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live.
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Expression: Barney. We met at the urinal.
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Expression: Oh, right. Right.
Lesson one : lose the goatee.
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Expression: It doesn't go with your suit.
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Expression: - I'm not wearing a suit.
- Lesson two : get a suit.
Suits are cool.
Exhibit "A."
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Expression: Lesson three : don't even think about getting married till you're 30.
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Expression: 30. Right. You're right.
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Expression: I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged, you start thinking about that stuff.
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Expression: I thought I was your best friend.
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Expression: Ted, say I'm your best friend.
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Expression: You're my best friend, Barney.
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Expression: Good. Then, as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I like to call - "Have you met Ted ?"
- Wait. No, no, no.
We're not playing "Have you met Ted ?"
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Expression: Hi, have you met Ted ?
Hi, I'm Ted.
Yasmine.
That's a very pretty name.
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Expression: Thanks. It's Lebanese.
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Expression: I'm exhausted.
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Expression: It was finger-painting day at school, and a five year-old boy got to second base with me.
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Expression: Wow ! You're cooking ?
Yes, I am.
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Expression: Aw... Are you sure that's a good idea ?
After last time, you looked really creepy without eyebrows.
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Expression: I can handle this.
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Expression: I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight.
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Expression: So, there's more surprises ?
Like what ?
Marshall was in his second year of law school, so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet.
Boogedyboo !
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Expression: And that's all of 'em.
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Expression: I'm gonna go... cook.
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Expression: I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am.
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Expression: I just couldn't imagine settling down right now.
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Expression: So, do you think you'll ever get married ?
Well, maybe eventually... some fall day, possibly in Central Park.
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Expression: Simple ceremony.
We'll write our own vows.
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Expression: Band, no DJ.
People will dance !
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Expression: I'm not gonna worry about it !
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Expression: Damn it, why did Marshall have to get engaged ?
Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh ?
- Actually, I think it's cute.
- Well, you're clearly drunk.
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Expression: One more for the lady !
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Expression: Oh, hey, look what I got.
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Expression: Oh, honey ! Champagne.
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Expression: Yeah.
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Expression: No. You are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne.
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Expression: - I'm not scared.
- Then open it.
Fine.
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Expression: Please open it ?
You are unbelievable, Marshall.
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Expression: There are two big questions a man has to ask in life.
One, you plan out for months.
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Expression: The other just slips out when you're half drunk at some bar.
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Expression: Will you marry me ?
You wanna go out sometime ?
Of course, you idiot !
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Expression: I'm sorry, Carl's my boyfriend.
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Expression: 'Sup, Carl ?
I promised Ted we wouldn't do that.
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Expression: Did you know there's a Pop Tart under your fridge ?
No, but dibs.
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Expression: Where's that champagne ?
I wanna drink a toast with my fiancée.
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Expression: I don't know why I was so scared of this.
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Expression: It's pretty easy, right ?
Why am I freaking out all of a sudden ?
This is crazy.
I'm not ready to settle down.
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Expression: How does Carl land a Lebanese girl ?
The plan has always been don't even think about it until you're 30.
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Expression: Exactly. The guy doesn't even own a suit.
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Expression: Plus, Marshall's found the love of his life.
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Expression: Even if I was ready, which I'm not... but if I was, it's, like, "Okay, I'm ready. Where is she ?"
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Expression: And there she was.
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Expression: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl ?
I'm gonna marry her someday."
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Expression: Hey, Barney, see that girl ?
Oh, yeah. You just know she likes it dirty.
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Expression: Go say hi.
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Expression: I can't just go say hi.
I need a plan.
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Expression: I'm gonna wait until she goes to the bathroom, then I'll strategically place myself by the jukebox... Hi, have you met Ted ?
Let me guess... Ted.
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Expression: Sorry, Lilly.
I'm so sorry.
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Expression: - Take us to the hospital.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Expression: Did you hit her ?
Hit me ? Please !
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Expression: This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun.
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Expression: He's all like, "Oh, honey. Did that hurt ?"
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Expression: And, I'm like, "Come on !
Let me have it, you pansy !"
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Expression: - Wow, a complete stranger.
- No, no, no, no ! It's okay.
Go on.
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Expression: So, these, uh, spankings... you in pajamas or au naturel ?
So, what do you do ?
I'm a reporter for Metro News One.
Well, kind of a reporter.
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Expression: I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news.
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Expression: You know, like, um... monkey who can play the ukulele.
I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon.
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Expression: Bigger, like, uh... gorilla with an upright bass ?
Sorry. You're really pretty.
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Expression: Oh, your friends don't seem to happy.
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Expression: Yeah, see, the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend.
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Expression: So, tonight, every guy is "the enemy."
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Expression: You know if it'll make your friend feel better, you could throw a drink in my face. I don't mind.
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Expression: She would love that !
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.07.43.909-0.07.46.027.mp3
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Expression: And it does look fun in the movies.
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Expression: Hey, you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night ?
Oh, I can't.
I'm going to Orlando for a week on Friday.
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Expression: Some guy's attempting to make the world's biggest pancake.
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Expression: Guess who's covering it ?
That's gonna take a week ?
Yeah, he's gonna eat it, too.
It's another record.
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Expression: Hey ! What's takin' so long ?
Uh, I know this is a long shot, but how 'bout tomorrow night ?
Yeah. What the hell ?
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Expression: Jerk !
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Expression: That was fun.
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Expression: De... wait for it... nied !
Denied !
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Expression: We're goin' out tomorrow night.
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Expression: I thought we were playin' laser tag tomorrow night.
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Expression: Yeah, I was never gonna go play laser tag.
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Expression: The next night, I took her out to this little bistro in Brooklyn.
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Expression: That is one badass blue French horn.
Yeah.
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Expression: Sort of looks like a Smurf penis.
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Expression: Son, a piece of advice : when you go on a first date, you really don't wanna say "Smurf penis."
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Expression: Girls don't ordinarily like that.
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Expression: But this was no ordinary girl.
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Expression: Lilly ?
How long have you been sitting there ?
Stupid eye patch.
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Expression: Mom, Dad, I have found the future Mrs. Ted Mosby.
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Expression: Marshall, how have I always described my perfect woman ?
Now, let's see... she likes dogs ?
I've got five dogs.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.09.17.110-0.09.24.425.mp3
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Expression: She drinks scotch ?
I love a scotch that's old enough to order its own scotch.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.09.23.925-0.09.28.377.mp3
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Expression: Can quote obscure lines from Ghostbusters ?
Ray ! When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes !"
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Expression: And I'm saving the best for last.
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Expression: Do you want these ?
I hate olives.
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Expression: She hates olives ! Awesome !
The olive theory.
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Expression: The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lilly.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.09.43.729-0.09.47.135.mp3
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Expression: He hates olives, she loves them.
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Expression: In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.
Perfect balance.
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Expression: You know, I've had a jar of olives just sitting in my fridge forever.
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Expression: I could take 'em off your hands.
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Expression: They're all yours.
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Expression: Oh, it is on !
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Expression: It is on till the break of dawn.
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Expression: But wait.
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Expression: It's only the break of 10:30.
What happened ?
I gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace.
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Expression: It's gotta be blue.
It's gotta be French.
- No green clarinet ?
- Nope.
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Expression: Come on. No purple tuba ?
It's a Smurf penis or no dice.
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Expression: There you are !
We got a jumper.
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Expression: Some crazy guy on the Manhattan Bridge.
Come on. You're coverin' it !
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Expression: Um... all right.
I'll be right there.
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Expression: I'm sorry.
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Expression: I had a really great time tonight.
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Expression: Yeah.
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Expression: So ?! Did you kiss her ?
No. The moment wasn't right.
Look, this woman could actually be my future wife.
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Expression: I want our first kiss to be amazing.
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Expression: Aw, Ted, that is so sweet.
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Expression: So you chickened out like a little bitch.
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Expression: What ? I did not chicken out.
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Expression: You know what ?
I don't need to take first kiss advice from some pirate who hasn't been single since the first week of college.
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Expression: Anyone who's single would tell you the same thing, even the dumbest single person alive.
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Expression: And if you don't believe me, call him.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.11.10.316-0.11.13.339.mp3
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Expression: Hey, loser.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.11.14.683-0.11.15.979.mp3
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Expression: How's not playing laser tag ?
Because playing laser tag is awesome !
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Expression: - Oh, I killed you, Conner !
- Don't make me get your mom !
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Expression: Hey, listen.
I need your opinion on something.
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Expression: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes.
And suit up !
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Expression: So, these guys think I chickened out.
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Expression: What do you think ?
I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit.
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Expression: She didn't even give me the signal.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.11.36.581-0.11.38.421.mp3
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Expression: What, is she gonna, she gonna bat her eyes ayou in Morse code ?
"Ted... kiss me."
No ! You just kiss her !
Not if you don't get the signal.
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Expression: Did Marshall give me the signal ?
No ! I didn't. I swear.
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Expression: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me, never gonna happen.
You should have kissed her.
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Expression: Oh, I should have kissed her.
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Expression: Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando.
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Expression: A week ? That's like a year in hot girl time.
She'll forget all about you.
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Expression: Mark my words... you will never see that one again.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.12.10.310-0.12.14.287.mp3
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Expression: There she is.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.12.14.267-0.12.15.959.mp3
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Expression: Ooh ! She's cute.
Hey, Carl, turn it up.
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Expression: ...persuaded him to reconsider.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.12.18.636-0.12.21.188.mp3
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Expression: At which point, the man came down off the ledge, giving this bizarre story a happy ending.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.12.20.688-0.12.26.359.mp3
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Expression: - Reporting from Metro One News...
- Guy didn't jump.
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Expression: I'm gonna go kiss her.
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Expression: Right now.
Look, dude.
It's midnight.
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Expression: As your future lawyer, I'm gonna advise you that's freakin' crazy.
I never do anything crazy.
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Expression: I'm always waiting for the moment, planning the moment.
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Expression: Well, she's leaving tomorrow.
This may be the only moment I'm gonna get.
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Expression: I gotta do what that guy couldn't.
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Expression: I gotta take the leap !
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Expression: Okay, not a perfect metaphor, 'cause for me it's fall in love and get married, and for him it's... death.
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Expression: Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.
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Expression: By the way, did I congratulate you two ?
I'm doing this.
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Expression: Let's go.
- Word up.
- We're coming with you.
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Expression: Barney ?
All right, but under one condition.
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Expression: Look at you, you beautiful bastard. You suited up !
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Expression: This is totally going in my blog !
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Expression: Stop the car.
Uh, pull over right here.
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Expression: I gotta do something.
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Expression: Excuse me. Pardon me. Just a sec'.
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Expression: Enjoy your coffee.
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Expression: Go ! Go ! Go !
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Expression: Everybody brings flowers.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.13.36.088-0.13.38.517.mp3
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Expression: Okay.
Moment of truth.
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Expression: Wish me luck.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.13.50.123-0.13.51.686.mp3
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Expression: Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter.
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Expression: "This just in." Okay.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.13.54.121-0.13.57.180.mp3
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Expression: Kiss her, Ted !
Kiss her good !
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Expression: Kiss the crap outta that girl !
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.14.01.768-0.14.03.696.mp3
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Expression: Marshall, remember this night.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.14.03.196-0.14.05.916.mp3
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Expression: When you're the best man at our wedding and you give a speech, you're gonna tell this story.
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Expression: Why does he get to be the best man ?
I'm your best friend !
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Expression: As I walked up to that door, a million thoughts raced through my mind.
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Expression: Unfortunately, one particular thought did not.
I've got five dogs.
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Expression: Not good. Not good.
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Expression: - No !
- Get back in there !
You're wearing a suit !
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Expression: Ted ?
Hi.
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Expression: I was just, uh... Come on up.
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Expression: He's in.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.14.50.251-0.14.51.603.mp3
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Expression: So... Ranjit, you must have done it with a Lebanese girl ?
Okay, that's my Barney limit.
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Expression: I'm gonna see if that bodega has a bathroom.
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Expression: Actually, I'm from Bangladesh.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.15.02.530-0.15.06.026.mp3
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Expression: The women hot there ?
Here's a picture of my wife.
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Expression: A simple "no" would have sufficed.
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Expression: She's lovely.
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Expression: So, Ted, what brings you back to Brooklyn at 1:00 in the morning in a suit ?
I was just hoping to...
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Expression: get those olives... that you said I could have.
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Expression: Would you like those olives with some gin and vermouth ?
Are you trying to get me drunk ?
For starters.
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Expression: So, Marshall, this olive theory, based on you and Lilly ?
You hate olives.
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Expression: Lilly loves 'em.
You can't stand 'em.
Yeah. Hate olives.
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Expression: Two weeks ago, Spanish bar on 79th street, dish of olives, you had some... what up ?
You have to swear that this does not leave this cab.
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Expression: - I swear.
- I swear.
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Expression: On our first date, I ordered a Greek salad.
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Expression: Lilly asked if she could have my olives.
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Expression: - I said, "Sure. I hate olives."
- But, you like olives.
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Expression: Well, I was 18, okay ?
I was a virgin.
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Expression: Been waitin' my whole life for a pretty girl to want my olives.
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Expression: Marshall, I'm gonna give you an early wedding present.
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Expression: Don't get married.
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Expression: I think I like your olive theory.
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Expression: I think I like your new French horn.
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Expression: I think I like your nose.
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Expression: I think I'm in love with you.
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Expression: What ?! What ?! What ?!
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.16.53.682-0.16.57.008.mp3
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Expression: Come on, man, you said your stomach's been hurting, right ?
You know what that is.
Hunger.
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Expression: You're hungry for experience.
Hungry for something new.
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Expression: Hungry for olives.
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Expression: But you're too scared to do anything about it.
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Expression: Yeah, I'm scared, okay ?
But, when I think of spending the rest of my life with Lilly... committing, forever, no other women...
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Expression: doesn't scare me at all.
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Expression: I'm marrying that girl.
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Expression: Lilly.
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Expression: Lilly, I like olives.
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Expression: We'll make it work.
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Expression: So, Orlando.
You gonna hit Disneyworld ?
You love me ?!
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Expression: I-I-I can't believe I said that.
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Expression: Why did I say that ?
Who says that ?
I should just go.
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Expression: Hold on.
Wait a minute.
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Expression: Promised you these.
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Expression: Olives.
Thanks. I love you.
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Expression: What is wrong with me ?
Why are we still sitting here ?
Let's go. We can still make last call.
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Expression: What do you say, Lil ?
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum ?
'Cause you're a pirate.
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Expression: Okay, eye patch, gone.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.18.22.409-0.18.24.863.mp3
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Expression: And we can't just abandon Ted.
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Expression: If it doesn't go well up there, he's gonna need some support.
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Expression: It's been, like, 20 minutes.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.18.30.046-0.18.32.433.mp3
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Expression: You think they're doin' it ?
You think they're doin' it in front of the dogs ?
Doggy style.
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Expression: Hey, there was a girl in college, she had this golden retriever... Okay, we can go to the bar.
Just stop talking.
Hit it, Ranjit.
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Expression: So, when you tell this story to your friends, could you avoid the word "psycho ?"
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Expression: I'd prefer. "eccentric."
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Expression: Good night... psycho.
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Expression: Great.
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Expression: Um, how do I get to the F train ?
Oh, um, two blocks that way and take a right.
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Expression: You know what ?
I'm done being single.
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Expression: I'm not good at it.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.19.17.429-0.19.19.372.mp3
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Expression: Look, obviously, you can't tell a woman you just met you love her.
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Expression: But... it sucks that you can't.
Audio: How.I.Met.Your.Mother.1x01_0.19.22.704-0.19.26.122.mp3
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Expression: I'll tell you something, though.
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Expression: If a woman... not you, just some hypothetical woman... were to bear with me through all this, I think I'd make a damn good husband.
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Expression: Because, that's the stuff I'd be good at, stuff like making her laugh and being a good father.
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Expression: And walking her five hypothetical dogs.
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Expression: Being a good kisser.
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Expression: Everyone thinks they're a good kisser.
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Expression: Oh, I've got references.
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Expression: Good night, Ted.
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Expression: And I'm a good handshaker.
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Expression: That's a pretty great handshake.
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Expression: And that was it.
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Expression: I'll probably never see her again.
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Expression: What ?
That was the signal.
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Expression: That long, lingering handshake ?
You should have kissed her.
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Expression: There's no such thing as "the signal."
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Expression: But, yeah, that was the signal.
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Expression: Signal.
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Expression: Ah, Carl, thank you.
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Expression: Something I gotta do.
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Expression: By the way, you should have kissed her.
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Expression: Carl ! You guys weren't there.
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Expression: I am so turned on right now.
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Expression: Guys, trust me.
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Expression: I've seen the signal.
That was not the signal.
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Expression: Yeah, Ted, we're not on you anymore.
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Expression: - To my fiancée.
- To the future.
To one hell of a night !
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Expression: That was not the signal.
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Expression: I asked her about it years later.
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Expression: And, yeah, that was the signal.
I could have kissed her.
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Expression: But that's the funny thing about destiny.
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Expression: It happens whether you plan it or not.
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Expression: I mean, I never thought I'd see that girl again, but it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming.
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Expression: Because, that, kids, is the true story of how I met your Aunt Robin.
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Expression: Aunt Robin ?
I thought this was how you met mom !
Will you relax ?
I'm getting to it.
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Expression: Like I said, it's a long story.
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