Title: ~ English Anki Flashcards Collection (subs2srs) / TV Series / The Big Bang Theory (2007-2019)

Expression: If a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either is observed... ...it will not go through both.
If unobserved, it will.
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Expression: If it's observed after it left the plane, before it hits its target...
- ...it will not have gone through both slits.
- Agreed.
What's your point?
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Expression: There's no point, I just think it's a good idea for a T-shirt.
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Expression: - Excuse me.
- Hang on.
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Expression: One across is Aegean, eight down is Nabokov.
Twenty-six across is MCM.
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Expression: Fourteen down is... Move your finger. ...phylum, which makes 14 across Port-Au-Prince.
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Expression: See, Papa Doc's capital idea, that's Port-Au-Prince.
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Expression: Haiti.
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Expression: - Can I help you?
- Yes.
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Expression: Um, is this the high-IQ sperm bank?
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Expression: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.
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Expression: I think this is the place.
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Expression: - Fill these out.
- Thank you.
- We'll be right back.
- Oh, take your time.
I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
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Expression: Oh, wait.
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Expression: Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
What, are you kidding? You're a semipro.
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Expression: No. We are committing genetic fraud.
There's no guarantee our sperm's going to generate high-IQ offspring.
Think about that.
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Expression: I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
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Expression: Sheldon, this was your idea.
A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the apartment?
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Expression: I know.
And I do yearn for faster downloads.
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Expression: There's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
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Expression: What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use... ...a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
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Expression: - I'm sure she'll still love him.
- I wouldn't.
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Expression: Well, what do you wanna do?
- I want to leave.
- Okay.
- What's the protocol for leaving?
- I don't know.
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Expression: I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
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Expression: Let's try just walking out.
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Expression: Okay.
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Expression: - Bye.
- Bye-bye.
Nice meeting you.
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Expression: - Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
- No.
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Expression: You wanna hear an interesting thing about stairs?
Not really.
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Expression: If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters...
- ...most people will trip.
- I don't care.
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Expression: Two millime...? That doesn't seem right.
It's true.
I did a series of experiments when I was 12.
My father broke his clavicle.
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Expression: Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
No. That was the result of my work with lasers.
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Expression: I go ahead and smile New neighbor?
SHELDON: Evidently.
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Expression: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.
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Expression: Two-hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.
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Expression: Oh, hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
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Expression: Hi?
We don't mean to interrupt.
We live across the hall.
Oh, that's nice.
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Expression: No. We don't live together. I mean... ...we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
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Expression: Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.
- Penny.
- Leonard. Sheldon.
- Hi.
- Hi.
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Expression: Hi.
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Expression: Well... Oh, welcome to the building.
Oh, thank you.
Maybe we can have coffee sometime.
- Oh, great.
- Great.
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Expression: - Great.
- Great.
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Expression: Well, bye.
- Bye.
- Bye.
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Expression: Should we have invited her for lunch?
No. We're gonna start season two of Battlestar Galactica.
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Expression: We already watched the season two DVDs.
Not with commentary.
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Expression: I think we should be good neighbors.
Invite her over, make her feel welcome.
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Expression: We never invited Louie/Louise over.
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Expression: Well, and that was wrong of us.
We need to widen our circle.
I have a very wide circle.
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Expression: I have 212 friends on MySpace.
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Expression: Yes, and you've never met one of them.
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Expression: That's the beauty of it.
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Expression: I'm gonna invite her over.
We'll have a nice meal and chat.
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Expression: Chat? We don't chat, at least not off-line.
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Expression: Well, it's not difficult.
You just listen to what she says... ...and then you say something appropriate in response.
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Expression: To what end?
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Expression: - Hi. Again.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
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Expression: Anyway... ...we brought home Indian food... ...and I know that moving can be stressful... ...and I find that when I'm undergoing stress... ...that good food and company can have a comforting effect.
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Expression: Also, curry's a natural laxative and I don't have to tell you that, you know... ...a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about.
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Expression: I'm no expert, but in the context of a lunch invitation... ...you might wanna skip the reference to bowel movements.
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Expression: Oh, you're inviting me over to eat?
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Expression: Yes.
Oh, that's so nice. I'd love to.
Great.
So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
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Expression: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
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Expression: - Okay, well, make yourself at home.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.
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Expression: [MOUTHS] You're very welcome.
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Expression: This looks like some serious stuff.
Leonard, did you do this?
Actually, that's my work.
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Expression: Wow.
Yeah, well, it's just some quantum mechanics... ...with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part's just a joke.
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Expression: It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
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Expression: So you're, like, one of those Beautiful Mind genius guys.
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Expression: Yeah.
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Expression: This is really impressive.
I have a board, if you like boards.
This is my board.
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Expression: Holy smokes.
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Expression: If by "holy smokes," you mean a derivative restatement of the stuff... ...you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.
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Expression: - What?
- Oh, come on.
Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit brokenhearted"?
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Expression: At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.
- I didn't invent them. They're there.
- In what universe?
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Expression: In all of them, that is the point.
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Expression: Do you guys mind if I start?
- Penny.
- Yeah?
That's where I sit.
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Expression: So sit next to me.
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Expression: - No, I sit there.
- What's the difference?
- What's the difference?
- Here we go.
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Expression: In winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm... ...yet not so close as to cause perspiration.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.07.45.914-0.07.52.103.mp3
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Expression: In the summer, it's in a cross breeze created by opening windows there and there.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.07.51.671-0.07.56.483.mp3
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Expression: It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, discouraging conversation... ...nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.07.56.050-0.08.03.364.mp3
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Expression: I could go on, but I think I've made my point.
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Expression: Do you want me to move?
- Well...
- Just sit somewhere else.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.09.313-0.08.13.249.mp3
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Expression: Fine.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.15.027-0.08.17.128.mp3
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Expression: Sheldon, sit.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.34.255-0.08.36.981.mp3
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Expression: Ah.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.37.592-0.08.39.567.mp3
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Expression: Well, this is nice.
We don't have a lot of company over.
That's not true.
Koothrappali and Wolowitz come over.
Yes, I know.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.40.803-0.08.48.575.mp3
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Expression: Tuesday night we played Klingon Boggle until 1 in the morning.
- Yeah, I remember.
- I resent you saying we don't have company.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.48.144-0.08.53.872.mp3
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Expression: - That has a negative social implication.
- I said I'm sorry.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.53.441-0.08.56.793.mp3
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Expression: So... ...Klingon Boggle?
Yeah. It's like regular Boggle, but in Klingon.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.08.57.487-0.09.05.551.mp3
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Expression: That's probably enough about us.
So tell us about you.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.07.413-0.09.10.890.mp3
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Expression: Me? Okay.
I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.11.167-0.09.17.104.mp3
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Expression: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion... ...that the sun's position relative to arbitrary constellations... ...at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.16.673-0.09.27.406.mp3
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Expression: Participate in the what?
I think what Sheldon's trying to say... ...is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.29.143-0.09.36.290.mp3
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Expression: Oh, yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.35.858-0.09.39.127.mp3
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Expression: Okay, let's see, what else?
Oh, I'm a vegetarian.
No, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.39.279-0.09.47.093.mp3
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Expression: Well, that's interesting.
Leonard can't process corn.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.48.037-0.09.51.890.mp3
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Expression: So do you have some sort of a job?
PENNY: Oh, yeah.
I'm a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.09.56.129-0.10.01.690.mp3
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Expression: I love cheesecake.
- You're lactose intolerant.
- I don't eat it, I think it's a good idea.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.01.801-0.10.07.195.mp3
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Expression: Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.08.182-0.10.10.617.mp3
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Expression: It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska... ...to be an actress and winds up a waitress at The Cheesecake Factory.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.10.184-0.10.18.583.mp3
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Expression: So it's based on your life.
No, I'm from Omaha.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.18.568-0.10.23.045.mp3
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Expression: If that was a movie, I would go see it.
I know, right?
Okay, let's see, what else?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.26.034-0.10.31.887.mp3
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Expression: I guess that's about it.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.32.749-0.10.35.058.mp3
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Expression: That's the story of Penny.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.35.043-0.10.37.852.mp3
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Expression: Well, it sounds wonderful.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.37.837-0.10.40.021.mp3
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Expression: It was.
Until I fell in love with a jerk.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.40.548-0.10.46.234.mp3
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Expression: What is happening?
[MOUTHS] I don't know.
Oh, God, you know, four years I lived with him.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.48.765-0.10.55.328.mp3
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Expression: Four years.
That's like as long as high school.
It took you four years to get through high school?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.10.54.896-0.11.01.334.mp3
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Expression: I just... I can't believe I trusted him.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.02.653-0.11.07.048.mp3
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Expression: Should I say something?
I feel I should say something.
You? No, you'll only make it worse.
You wanna know the most pathetic part?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.10.453-0.11.17.724.mp3
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Expression: Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts... ...I still love him.
Is that crazy?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.17.293-0.11.25.274.mp3
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Expression: Yes.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.24.842-0.11.27.109.mp3
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Expression: No, it's not crazy. It's a... It's a paradox.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.27.929-0.11.33.699.mp3
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Expression: Paradoxes are part of nature.
I mean, think about light.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.33.267-0.11.37.245.mp3
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Expression: If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiments.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.36.813-0.11.42.000.mp3
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Expression: But then, along comes Albert Einstein... ...and discovers that light behaves like particles too.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.41.567-0.11.47.630.mp3
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Expression: Well, I didn't make it worse.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.49.659-0.11.52.801.mp3
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Expression: Oh, I'm so sorry I'm such a mess.
And on top of everything else, I'm all gross from moving... ...and my stupid shower doesn't work.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.11.53.496-0.12.00.560.mp3
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Expression: Our shower works.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.00.128-0.12.02.895.mp3
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Expression: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?
- Yes.
- No.
- No?
- No.
No.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.02.880-0.12.09.526.mp3
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Expression: It's right down the hall.
Okay, thanks.
You guys are really sweet.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.09.345-0.12.14.449.mp3
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Expression: Well, this is an interesting development.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.20.356-0.12.23.790.mp3
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Expression: LEONARD: How so?
SHELDON: It has been some time... ...since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.25.903-0.12.32.091.mp3
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Expression: That's not true.
Remember at Thanksgiving... ...my grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.31.659-0.12.37.472.mp3
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Expression: Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off... ...after which we didn't wanna rip our eyes out.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.38.082-0.12.45.313.mp3
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Expression: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.45.631-0.12.49.733.mp3
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Expression: So, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
Excuse me?
That woman in there is not going to have sex with you.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.49.552-0.12.57.992.mp3
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Expression: Well, I'm not trying to have sex with her.
Oh, good.
Then you won't be disappointed.
What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.12.57.560-0.13.05.540.mp3
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Expression: I'm a male and she's a female.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.05.109-0.13.07.668.mp3
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Expression: Yes, but not of the same species.
I'm not gonna engage in hypotheticals here.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.07.570-0.13.13.549.mp3
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Expression: - I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.
- Oh, of course.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.13.117-0.13.17.428.mp3
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Expression: That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop... ...that I wouldn't participate.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.16.996-0.13.23.351.mp3
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Expression: However briefly.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.24.045-0.13.26.103.mp3
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Expression: Do you think this possibility will be hindered... ...when she discovers your Luke Skywalker "no more tears" shampoo?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.26.756-0.13.33.652.mp3
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Expression: It's Darth Vader shampoo.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.33.763-0.13.36.863.mp3
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Expression: Luke Skywalker's the conditioner.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.37.642-0.13.40.617.mp3
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Expression: - Wait till you see this.
- It's fantastic. Unbelievable.
See what?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.41.938-0.13.46.332.mp3
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Expression: It's a Stephen Hawking lecture from MIT in 1974.
This isn't a good time.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.46.943-0.13.53.131.mp3
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Expression: It's before he became... ...a creepy computer voice.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.52.698-0.13.57.425.mp3
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Expression: - That's great, you guys have to go.
- Why?
- It's just not a good time.
- Leonard has a lady over.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.13.58.829-0.14.04.474.mp3
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Expression: Yeah, right.
Your grandmother back in town?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.04.418-0.14.07.895.mp3
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Expression: No.
And she's not a lady, she's just a new neighbor.
Hang on, there really is a lady here?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.09.131-0.14.16.319.mp3
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Expression: - Uh-huh.
- And you want us out... ...because you're anticipating coitus?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.15.888-0.14.20.157.mp3
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Expression: - I'm not anticipating coitus.
- So she's available for coitus?
Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.20.142-0.14.26.164.mp3
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Expression: Technically, that would be coitus interruptus.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.25.731-0.14.28.958.mp3
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Expression: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower?
Oh, hi, sorry.
Hello.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.29.151-0.14.36.257.mp3
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Expression: Enchanté, mademoiselle.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.36.993-0.14.39.843.mp3
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Expression: Howard Wolowitz, CalTech Department of Applied Physics.
You may be familiar with some of my work.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.40.955-0.14.46.684.mp3
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Expression: It's currently orbiting Jupiter's largest moon... ...taking high-resolution digital photographs.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.46.252-0.14.52.314.mp3
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Expression: Penny. I work at The Cheesecake Factory.
- I'll show you the trick with the shower.
- Okay.
Bonne douche!
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.52.508-0.14.59.988.mp3
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Expression: I'm sorry?
It's French for "good shower."
It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.14.59.557-0.15.06.370.mp3
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Expression: Save it for your blog, Howard.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.15.06.522-0.15.09.748.mp3
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Expression: LEONARD: All right, there it goes.
It sticks, I'm sorry.
- Okay, thanks.
- You're welcome.
Oh, you're just gonna step right...? Okay.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.15.16.532-0.15.23.429.mp3
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Expression: PENNY: Hey, Leonard?
- The hair products are Sheldon's.
PENNY: Okay.
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Expression: - Um, can I ask you a favor?
- A favor?
Sure, you could ask me a favor.
I would do you a favor for you.
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Expression: - It's okay if you say no.
- Oh, I'll probably say yes.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.15.35.843-0.15.40.529.mp3
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Expression: It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.
Wow.
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Expression: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
- Must we?
- Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.15.51.859-0.15.58.923.mp3
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Expression: Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set... ...from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.15.58.491-0.16.04.804.mp3
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Expression: Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link... ...between these events?
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Expression: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.10.878-0.16.13.813.mp3
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Expression: Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey... ...but we both know it exists in contradistinction... ...to the higher-level distal cause.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.13.381-0.16.21.152.mp3
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Expression: - Which is?
- You think with your penis.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.20.721-0.16.24.156.mp3
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Expression: That's a biological impossibility, and you didn't have to come.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.24.100-0.16.27.827.mp3
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Expression: Oh, yes. I could have stayed behind to watch Wolowitz hit on Penny... ...in Russian, Arabic and Farsi.
And why can't she get her own TV?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.27.395-0.16.35.751.mp3
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Expression: Come on, you know how it is with breakups.
No, I don't, and neither do you.
But I... I broke up with Joyce Kim.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.35.319-0.16.42.550.mp3
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Expression: You did not break up with Joyce Kim.
She defected to North Korea.
To mend her broken heart.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.42.118-0.16.48.930.mp3
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Expression: This situation is much less complicated.
There's some dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend... ...as to who gets custody of the TV.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.50.960-0.16.58.733.mp3
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Expression: - She just wanted to avoid a scene with him.
- So we get to have a scene with him?
No, Sheldon, there's not going to be a scene.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.16.58.300-0.17.05.322.mp3
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Expression: There's two of us and one of him.
Leonard, the two of us can't even carry a TV.
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Expression: So you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the university?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.17.11.564-0.17.15.081.mp3
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Expression: I'm sorry, do you speak English?
Oh, he speaks English.
He just can't speak to women.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.17.20.156-0.17.26.427.mp3
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Expression: Really? Why?
He's kind of a nerd.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.17.26.579-0.17.30.514.mp3
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Expression: Juice box?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.17.32.668-0.17.34.810.mp3
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Expression: - I'll do the talking.
MAN: Yeah?
- Hi. I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
- Hello.
What did I just...?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.17.38.841-0.17.46.280.mp3
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Expression: - We're here to pick up Penny's TV.
- Get lost.
Okay, thanks for your time.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.17.47.516-0.17.52.495.mp3
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Expression: - We're not gonna give up just like that.
- Leonard, the TV's in the building.
We've been denied access to the building, ergo we are done.
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Expression: Excuse me. If I were to give up at the first hitch, I never would have identified... ...the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.17.58.903-0.18.07.467.mp3
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Expression: My apologies. What's your plan?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.18.07.620-0.18.10.471.mp3
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Expression: It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.18.23.886-0.18.27.154.mp3
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Expression: Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360.
We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.18.27.681-0.18.33.994.mp3
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Expression: - What do you think their combined IQ is?
- Just grab the door.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.18.37.733-0.18.41.460.mp3
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Expression: LEONARD: This is it.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.18.42.863-0.18.45.339.mp3
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Expression: I'll do the talking.
Good thinking, I'll just be the muscle.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.18.45.407-0.18.50.052.mp3
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Expression: - Yeah?
- I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon.
From the intercom.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.18.56.585-0.19.02.356.mp3
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Expression: How the hell did you get in the building?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.19.03.092-0.19.06.152.mp3
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Expression: We're scientists.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.19.06.220-0.19.08.696.mp3
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Expression: Tell him about our IQ.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.19.09.932-0.19.12.867.mp3
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Expression: - Leonard.
- What?
- My mom bought me those pants.
- I'm sorry.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.19.24.238-0.19.29.884.mp3
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Expression: You're gonna have to call her.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.19.29.910-0.19.32.552.mp3
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Expression: Sheldon, I am so sorry I dragged you through this.
It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.19.34.456-0.19.42.396.mp3
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Expression: And you were right about my motives.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.19.41.964-0.19.44.231.mp3
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Expression: I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny... ...that might have someday led to sex.
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Expression: SHELDON: Well, you got me out of my pants.
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Expression: Anyway, I've learned my lesson.
She's out of my league, I'm done with her.
I've got my work.
One day I'll win the Nobel Prize and then I'll die alone.
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Expression: Don't think like that.
You're not going to die alone.
Thank you, Sheldon.
You're a good friend.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.20.02.610-0.20.09.423.mp3
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Expression: SHELDON: And you're certainly not gonna win a Nobel Prize.
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Expression: This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.
They have a great house ale.
PENNY: Wow, cool tiger.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.20.13.370-0.20.20.935.mp3
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Expression: Yeah, I've had him since Level 10.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.20.20.502-0.20.24.062.mp3
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Expression: His name is Buttons.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.20.23.714-0.20.26.232.mp3
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Expression: Anyway, if you had your own game character... ...we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.
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Expression: - That sounds interesting.
- So you'll think about it?
Oh, I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.
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Expression: Smooth.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.20.39.688-0.20.41.996.mp3
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Expression: - We're home.
- Oh, my God. What happened?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.20.43.359-0.20.46.835.mp3
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Expression: Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.
I'm so sorry.
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Expression: I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn't be such an ass.
No, it was a valid hypothesis.
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Expression: That was a valid hypo...?
What is happening to you?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.20.58.916-0.21.02.768.mp3
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Expression: Really, thank you so much for going and trying.
You just... You're so terrific.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.02.711-0.21.10.109.mp3
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Expression: Why don't you put some clothes on, I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me, okay?
- Really? Great.
- Thank you.
Okay.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.11.178-0.21.18.242.mp3
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Expression: You're not done with her, are you?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.22.731-0.21.25.749.mp3
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Expression: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.26.151-0.21.29.837.mp3
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Expression: Not to mention imaginary.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.31.115-0.21.34.174.mp3
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Expression: - Is Thai food okay with you, Penny?
- Sure.
We can't have Thai, we had Indian for lunch.
- So?
- They're both curry-based cuisines.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.39.498-0.21.46.770.mp3
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Expression: - So?
- It would be gastronomically redundant.
I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.46.338-0.21.53.235.mp3
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Expression: Any ideas, Raj?
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.53.429-0.21.56.071.mp3
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Expression: Turn left on Lake Street and head up to Colorado.
I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.
Oh, that sounds like fun.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.21.57.099-0.22.04.871.mp3
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Expression: [SINGING] Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me Oh, baby, baby Don't get hooked on me I don't know your odds in the world as a whole... ...but as far as the population of this car goes, you're a veritable mac daddy.
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.22.04.732-0.22.24.183.mp3
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Expression: Baby, don't get hooked on me
Audio: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.22.23.876-0.22.27.603.mp3
Video: The.Big.Bang.Theory.S01E01.Pilot_0.22.23.876-0.22.27.603.webm