Title: ~ English Anki Flashcards Collection (subs2srs) / TV Series / Friends (1994-2004)

Expression: There's nothing to tell.
It's just some guy I work with.
Come on.
You're going out with a guy.
There's gotta be something wrong with him.
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Expression: So does he have a hump and a hair piece?
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Expression: Wait. Does he eat chalk?
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Expression: I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.
Okay, everybody relax.
This is not even a date.
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Expression: It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
Sounds like a date to me.
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Expression: I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... ...and I realize I'm totally naked.
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Expression: -Oh, yeah.
-I've had that dream.
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Expression: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... ...there.
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Expression: -Instead of- -That's right!
MONICA: That one, I've never had.
PHOEBE: No.
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
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Expression: And it turns out it's my mother.
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Expression: Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
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Expression: Hi.
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Expression: This guy says "hello,"
I wanna kill myself.
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Expression: Are you okay, sweetie?
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Expression: I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth... -...and tied it around my neck.
-Cookie?
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Expression: Carol moved her stuff out today.
PHOEBE & JOEY: Oh.
-Let me get you some coffee.
-Thanks.
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Expression: Ew. Unh.
No. No, don't!
Stop cleansing my aura.
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Expression: Just leave my aura alone, okay?
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Expression: I'll be fine. All right? Really.
I hope she'll be very happy.
-No, you don't.
-No, I don't.
To hell with her. She left me!
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Expression: And you never knew she was a lesbian.
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Expression: No! Okay?
Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
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Expression: She didn't know. How should I know?
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Expression: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
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Expression: Did I say that out loud?
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Expression: All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.
You're angry. You're hurting.
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Expression: Can I tell you what the answer is?
Strip joints!
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Expression: Come on, you're single.
Have some hormones.
See, but I don't want to be single, okay?
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Expression: I just wanna be married again.
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Expression: And I just want a million dollars!
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Expression: Rachel?
Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!
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Expression: I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said... ...that you might be here, and you are.
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Expression: -Can I get you some coffee?
-Decaf.
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Expression: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.
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Expression: This is everybody.
This is Chandler and Phoebe... ...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?
-Sure!
-Hey.
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Expression: -Hi.
-Oh, God.
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Expression: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
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Expression: Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.
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Expression: I was in this room with all the presents... ...and I was looking at this gravy boat.
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Expression: This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.
When all of a sudden- Sweet 'N Low?
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Expression: -I realized... ...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.
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Expression: Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.
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Expression: You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but.... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering: "Why am I doing this?"
and "Who am I doing this for?"
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Expression: Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart... ...but you're the only person I know in the city.
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Expression: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
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Expression: Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.
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Expression: I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ... ...and she's really not happy about it.
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Expression: Daddy, I just- I can't marry him.
I'm sorry.
I just don't love him.
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Expression: Well, it matters to me.
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Expression: CHANDLER: She should not be wearing those pants.
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Expression: I say push her down the stairs.
ALL: Push her down the stairs!
Push her down the stairs!
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Expression: Come on, Daddy, listen to me!
It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!
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Expression: You're a shoe! You're a shoe!
You're a shoe!"
Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe?
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Expression: What if I wanna be a purse?
You know?
Or a hat?"
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Expression: I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat.
It's a metaphor, Daddy!
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Expression: You can see where he'd have trouble.
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Expression: Look, Daddy, it's my life.
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Expression: Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
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Expression: I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.
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Expression: Well, maybe that's my decision.
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Expression: Well, maybe I don't need your money.
Wait! Wait! I said maybe!
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Expression: Okay. Just breathe, that's it.
Just try to think of nice, calm things.
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Expression: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens La la la something With string I'm all better now.
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Expression: I helped.
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Expression: MONICA: Look, this is probably for the best, you know?
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Expression: Independence. Taking control of your life.
And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
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Expression: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And he's away a lot.
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Expression: Joey, stop hitting on her.
It's her wedding day.
What? Like there's a rule or something?
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Expression: Please don't do that again.
It's a horrible sound.
PAUL: Uh, it's Paul.
-Buzz him in.
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Expression: -Who's Paul?
-Paul, the wine guy, Paul?
Maybe.
Wait a minute. Your "not a real date"
is with Paul, the wine guy?
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Expression: -He finally asked you out?
-Yes.
Ooh. This is a "Dear Diary" moment.
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Expression: Rach, wait, I can cancel.
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Expression: Please, no. Go, I'll be fine.
Ross, are you okay?
I mean, do you want me to stay?
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Expression: That'd be good.
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Expression: -Really?
-No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy.
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Expression: MONICA: Hi, come in. Paul, this is... ...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
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Expression: JOEY: Paul, the wine guy.
-Wine guy.
-I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
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Expression: -Okay. Sit down. Two seconds.
-Okay.
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Expression: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes.
That can't be good.
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Expression: So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?
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Expression: Well, I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon... ...so, nothing.
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Expression: Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.
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Expression: God. No, no. Although, Aruba. Heh.
This time of year? Eh.
Talk about your... ...big lizards.
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Expression: Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight... ...Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.
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Expression: Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Actually, thanks, but I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.
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Expression: -It's been a long day.
-Oh, sure. Okay. Sure.
Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?
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Expression: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
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Expression: I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things... ...using a bunch of these little worm guys.
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Expression: I have no bracket-y thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever... ...and I cannot feel my legs.
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Expression: What's this?
I have no idea.
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Expression: -Done with the bookcase.
-All finished.
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Expression: This was Carol's favorite beer.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.04.891-0.10.07.335.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.04.891-0.10.07.335.webm

Expression: She always drank it out of the can.
I should have known.
Hey. Ross, let me ask you a question.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.08.771-0.10.15.468.webm

Expression: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.
What did you get?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.14.984-0.10.21.057.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.14.984-0.10.21.057.webm

Expression: You guys.
-Oh, God. Oh, my God.
-You got screwed.
-Oh, my God.
-I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.20.741-0.10.29.190.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.20.741-0.10.29.190.webm

Expression: I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week.
I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.29.083-0.10.36.656.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.29.083-0.10.36.656.webm

Expression: My brother's going through that.
He's such a mess.
How did you get through it?
He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.36.173-0.10.44.789.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.36.173-0.10.44.789.webm

Expression: -Say her- -Leg?
Heh. That's one way of going through it, yeah.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.44.305-0.10.48.627.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.44.305-0.10.48.627.webm

Expression: Me, I went for the watch.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.48.519-0.10.50.712.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.48.519-0.10.50.712.webm

Expression: -You actually broke her watch?
-Mm.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.50.521-0.10.53.048.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.50.521-0.10.53.048.webm

Expression: Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.53.022-0.10.56.760.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.53.022-0.10.56.760.webm

Expression: You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.
It isn't, it's about me. And I-
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.56.359-0.11.04.935.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.10.56.359-0.11.04.935.webm

Expression: Hi. Machine cut me off again.
Anyway.... You know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.11.333-0.11.20.909.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.11.333-0.11.20.909.webm

Expression: I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.20.467-0.11.24.454.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.20.467-0.11.24.454.webm

Expression: Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.23.971-0.11.29.501.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.23.971-0.11.29.501.webm

Expression: What are you talking about?
One woman.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.29.310-0.11.33.213.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.29.310-0.11.33.213.webm

Expression: That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you.
Let me tell you something, Ross.
There's lots of flavors out there.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.33.146-0.11.41.346.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.33.146-0.11.41.346.webm

Expression: There's rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.40.862-0.11.45.976.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.40.862-0.11.45.976.webm

Expression: You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.45.950-0.11.51.106.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.45.950-0.11.51.106.webm

Expression: This is the best thing that ever happened to you.
You got married. You were like, what, 8?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.50.705-0.11.57.070.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.50.705-0.11.57.070.webm

Expression: Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.58.380-0.12.05.745.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.11.58.380-0.12.05.745.webm

Expression: Then stay out of my freezer.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.05.554-0.12.07.580.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.05.554-0.12.07.580.webm

Expression: Ever since she walked out on me, I.... What? What?
You wanna spell it out with noodles?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.10.684-0.12.19.050.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.10.684-0.12.19.050.webm

Expression: No, it's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.18.608-0.12.22.846.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.18.608-0.12.22.846.webm

Expression: Oh, so there's gonna be a fifth date?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.22.987-0.12.26.683.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.22.987-0.12.26.683.webm

Expression: Isn't there?
Yeah, yeah. I think there is.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.27.575-0.12.32.272.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.27.575-0.12.32.272.webm

Expression: What were you gonna say?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.33.457-0.12.35.817.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.33.457-0.12.35.817.webm

Expression: Well.... Er, uh-
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.36.794-0.12.39.571.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.36.794-0.12.39.571.webm

Expression: Ever since she left me, urn... ...I haven't been able to perform... ...sexually.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.40.088-0.12.48.830.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.40.088-0.12.48.830.webm

Expression: Oh, God! Oh, God! I am so-
-I'm so sorry.
-It's okay.
Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.51.058-0.12.58.256.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.51.058-0.12.58.256.webm

Expression: Urn.... How long?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.57.772-0.13.01.593.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.12.57.772-0.13.01.593.webm

Expression: Two years.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.01.484-0.13.03.219.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.01.484-0.13.03.219.webm

Expression: Wow!
I'm glad you smashed her watch.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.03.319-0.13.08.808.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.03.319-0.13.08.808.webm

Expression: So you still think you might want that fifth date?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.10.118-0.13.14.189.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.10.118-0.13.14.189.webm

Expression: Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.16.541-0.13.20.737.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.16.541-0.13.20.737.webm

Expression: /, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my lawful husband.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.21.295-0.13.25.283.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.21.295-0.13.25.283.webm

Expression: MINISTER: Do you take Joanie-?
-Oh! See.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.24.967-0.13.28.870.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.24.967-0.13.28.870.webm

Expression: But Joanie loved Chachi.
That's the difference.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.28.387-0.13.34.250.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.28.387-0.13.34.250.webm

Expression: "Grab a spoon."
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.35.144-0.13.37.170.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.35.144-0.13.37.170.webm

Expression: Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.36.853-0.13.40.006.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.36.853-0.13.40.006.webm

Expression: Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.39.857-0.13.43.343.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.39.857-0.13.43.343.webm

Expression: You know, here's the thing.
Even if I could get it together enough... ...to ask a woman out... ...who am I gonna ask?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.44.944-0.13.55.688.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.13.44.944-0.13.55.688.webm

Expression: Isn't this amazing?
I mean, I have never made coffee before in my life.
-That is amazing.
-Congratulations.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.16.351-0.14.23.550.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.16.351-0.14.23.550.webm

Expression: While you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something.... Although, actually I'm really not that hungry this morning.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.23.108-0.14.34.853.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.23.108-0.14.34.853.webm

Expression: -Good morning.
MONICA: Good morning.
-Morning.
JOEY: Morning.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.35.120-0.14.38.898.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.35.120-0.14.38.898.webm

Expression: -Morning.
JOEY: Morning, Paul.
-Hello, Paul.
-Hi. Paul, is it?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.39.165-0.14.45.363.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.39.165-0.14.45.363.webm

Expression: MONICA: I had a really great time last night.
PAUL: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.48.842-0.14.54.289.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.48.842-0.14.54.289.webm

Expression: -We'll talk later, okay?
-Yeah.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.54.348-0.14.57.876.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.14.54.348-0.14.57.876.webm

Expression: Thank you.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.01.896-0.15.04.382.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.01.896-0.15.04.382.webm

Expression: That wasn't a real date.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.09.570-0.15.13.016.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.09.570-0.15.13.016.webm

Expression: What the hell do you do on a real date?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.13.074-0.15.16.561.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.13.074-0.15.16.561.webm

Expression: -Shut up and put my table back.
JOEY: Okay.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.16.786-0.15.22.942.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.16.786-0.15.22.942.webm

Expression: If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.22.501-0.15.28.656.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.22.501-0.15.28.656.webm

Expression: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.31.050-0.15.33.828.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.31.050-0.15.33.828.webm

Expression: Yeah, we all have jobs.
See, that's how we buy stuff.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.33.971-0.15.39.125.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.33.971-0.15.39.125.webm

Expression: Yeah, I'm an actor.
Wow. Would I have seen you in anything?
Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.40.102-0.15.47.008.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.40.102-0.15.47.008.webm

Expression: Unless you happened to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.46.567-0.15.50.803.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.46.567-0.15.50.803.webm

Expression: "Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy."
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.50.404-0.15.53.598.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.50.404-0.15.53.598.webm

Expression: I will not take this abuse.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.55.784-0.15.58.144.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.55.784-0.15.58.144.webm

Expression: You're right. I'm sorry.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.57.743-0.16.00.313.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.15.57.743-0.16.00.313.webm

Expression: Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.00.079-0.16.03.441.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.00.079-0.16.03.441.webm

Expression: MONICA: So how are you doing today?
Did you sleep okay?
Did you talk to Barry?
I can't stop smiling.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.06.877-0.16.13.409.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.06.877-0.16.13.409.webm

Expression: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.13.551-0.16.18.081.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.13.551-0.16.18.081.webm

Expression: I know. He's just so-
Remember you and Tony De Marco?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.22.685-0.16.28.508.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.22.685-0.16.28.508.webm

Expression: -Oh, yeah.
-Well, it's like that. With feelings.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.28.065-0.16.32.720.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.28.065-0.16.32.720.webm

Expression: Oh, wow, are you in trouble!
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.32.945-0.16.35.265.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.32.945-0.16.35.265.webm

Expression: Okay, okay. I am just going to get up, go to work... ...and not think about him all day.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.35.281-0.16.42.605.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.35.281-0.16.42.605.webm

Expression: Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.
-Oh, wish me luck!
-What for?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.42.122-0.16.47.527.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.42.122-0.16.47.527.webm

Expression: I'm gonna go get one of those job things.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.47.084-0.16.51.030.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.47.084-0.16.51.030.webm

Expression: -Hey, Monica.
-Hey, Franny. Welcome back.
How was Florida?
You had sex, didn't you?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.58.347-0.17.04.794.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.16.58.347-0.17.04.794.webm

Expression: How do you do that?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.06.021-0.17.07.714.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.06.021-0.17.07.714.webm

Expression: -So, who?
-You know Paul?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.08.190-0.17.12.635.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.08.190-0.17.12.635.webm

Expression: Paul, the wine guy?
Oh, yeah, I know Paul.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.12.527-0.17.16.514.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.12.527-0.17.16.514.webm

Expression: You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?
Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.18.408-0.17.24.063.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.18.408-0.17.24.063.webm

Expression: Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.23.580-0.17.28.359.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.23.580-0.17.28.359.webm

Expression: Of course it was a line.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.30.962-0.17.34.157.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.30.962-0.17.34.157.webm

Expression: Why? Why would anybody do something like that?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.33.924-0.17.37.243.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.33.924-0.17.37.243.webm

Expression: We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than: "To get you into bed."
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.36.802-0.17.42.790.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.36.802-0.17.42.790.webm

Expression: Is it me?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.43.100-0.17.45.418.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.43.100-0.17.45.418.webm

Expression: Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs... ...and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.44.935-0.17.51.924.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.44.935-0.17.51.924.webm

Expression: All right, come here. Give me your feet.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.51.483-0.17.54.052.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.17.51.483-0.17.54.052.webm

Expression: I just thought he was nice, you know?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.00.908-0.18.03.394.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.00.908-0.18.03.394.webm

Expression: I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.05.621-0.18.08.733.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.05.621-0.18.08.733.webm

Expression: Guess what.
-You got a job?
-Are you kidding?
I'm trained for nothing.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.12.963-0.18.18.451.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.12.963-0.18.18.451.webm

Expression: I was laughed out of 12 interviews today.
Yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.19.636-0.18.24.040.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.19.636-0.18.24.040.webm

Expression: Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale... ...50 percent off.
Oh, how well you know me.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.23.598-0.18.31.672.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.23.598-0.18.31.672.webm

Expression: They're my new "I don't need a job or my parents.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.32.691-0.18.35.760.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.32.691-0.18.35.760.webm

Expression: I've got great boots" boots.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.35.360-0.18.38.179.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.35.360-0.18.38.179.webm

Expression: -How'd you pay for them?
-Uh, credit card.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.38.905-0.18.41.766.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.38.905-0.18.41.766.webm

Expression: And who pays for that?
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.41.658-0.18.43.976.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.41.658-0.18.43.976.webm

Expression: Um, my father.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.43.994-0.18.46.729.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.43.994-0.18.46.729.webm

Expression: You can't live off your parents your whole life.
I know that. That's why I was getting married.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.48.665-0.18.55.363.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.48.665-0.18.55.363.webm

Expression: Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.55.088-0.19.03.287.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.18.55.088-0.19.03.287.webm

Expression: My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison.
And I got here, and I didn't know anybody.
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Expression: I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields... ...outside Port Authority.
And then he killed himself.
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Expression: And then I found aromatherapy.
So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
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Expression: The word you're looking for is: "Anyway...."
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Expression: All right. You ready?
-I don't think so.
ROSS: Oh, come on.
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Expression: Cut. Cut.
ALL: Cut, cut, cut.
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Expression: ROSS: Hey.
MONICA: All right.
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Expression: Welcome to the real world.
It sucks. You're gonna love it.
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Expression: Well, that's it.
You gonna crash on the couch?
-No. No, I gotta go home sometime.
-Are you gonna be okay?
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Expression: Yeah.
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Expression: Look what I just found on the floor.
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Expression: What?
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.10.956-0.20.12.857.webm

Expression: That's Paul's watch.
You can just put it back where you found it.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.12.666-0.20.17.069.webm

Expression: Oh, boy. All right.
Good night, everybody.
ROSS & RACHEL: Good night.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.18.046-0.20.23.367.webm

Expression: -Hmm.
-Hmm.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.31.225-0.20.33.544.webm

Expression: -Oh, sorry.
-No. Oh, no. Go.
-No, have it, really.
-Split it?
-Okay.
-Okay.
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Expression: Thanks.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.41.485-0.20.43.179.webm

Expression: You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had... ...a major crush on you.
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Expression: I knew.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.50.287-0.20.52.104.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.50.287-0.20.52.104.webm

Expression: You did? Oh.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.51.830-0.20.54.732.mp3
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Expression: I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
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Expression: -I did.
-Oh.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.20.58.628-0.21.01.280.webm

Expression: Listen, do you think-
And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here.
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Expression: Do you think it would be okay if I ask you out sometime, maybe?
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.12.850-0.21.17.380.webm

Expression: Yeah.
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Expression: Maybe.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.20.274-0.21.22.218.webm

Expression: Okay.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.22.569-0.21.25.054.mp3
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Expression: Okay, maybe I will.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.29.158-0.21.32.270.webm

Expression: -Good night.
-Good night.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.35.581-0.21.38.359.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.35.581-0.21.38.359.webm

Expression: See you.
Audio: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.51.264-0.21.53.624.mp3
Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.21.51.264-0.21.53.624.webm

Expression: ROSS: Mm-hm.
Wait, wait. Hey, what's with you?
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Expression: I just grabbed a spoon.
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Expression: Can't believe what I'm hearing. can't believe What I'm hearing here -What? I said you had- -What? I said you had-
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.22.10.241-0.22.16.647.webm

Expression: -Would you stop?
-Oh, was I doing it again?
ALL: Yes.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.22.17.040-0.22.22.194.webm

Expression: WOMAN: Would anybody like more coffee?
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.22.22.587-0.22.25.239.webm

Expression: Did you make it or are you just serving it?
-I'm just serving it.
CHANDLER: I'll have a cup of coffee.
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Expression: Kids, new dream.
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Expression: I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.
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Video: s01e01_-_The_Pilot_0.22.34.849-0.22.38.836.webm